E.V.
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Is there anyone
more American than E.V. Loud? James Dean? A biker on a Harley Davidson?
No, man, the North American axe hero is yankee to the core, far more
than jeans, chips, Mc Donalds, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Disneyland, Neverland,
Texas oil refineries and redneck GM farmers, Las Vegas' casinos, all
the basketball, baseball, football, extreme sports champions, Hollywood
and its star(let)s, Santa Monica beach and its renowned wet bikini competitions,
surfers' paradise, Area 51 and the nuclear bomb warehouses in the desert,
FBI, CIA, NRA, the self-absolving Marines and other trigger-happy corps,
the first to use the H-bomb, Scottsdale with Alcor's cryonic institute,
Chicago with its Jeffrey Dahmer's memory, Frisco and the world's biggest
gay community, Cape Canaveral and its NASA shuttles, California and
its Silicon Valley, L.A. and its ghettos and the most vicious police
ever, Miami and its overwhelming Cuban refugees and pushers, NY and
its Italian mafia network, Kennedy, Bush, Reagan, Elvis, Marylin Monroe,
Madonna, and the Statue of Liberty itself! From the Far West and its
Native Americans to the south with its bluesy roots and traditions,
really everything from the nation-sheriff patroling the globe, and yet
the freest, rightest home of self-made-men is concentrated here and
well-represented in his sound. The US own the world' s most powerful
army, economy, technology, number of inventors, serial killers, everything
is faster, more extreme and most of all bigger or larger than here in
Europe or rest of the world (cars, houses, parks, lakes, rivers, streets,
airports, malls, multinationals, even people!). I'm not talking only
about the obese, I also refer to Clinton or legendary Gary Busey, whose
teeth are twice as mine just to make an example! (Please don't misunderstand
me: I'm not mocking American citizens, I love the USA, along with Canada,
South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, UK and Scandinavia, still the
best places to live in, 1000 times better than Italy, accustomed to
standards inferior to Bolivia or Zimbabwe, as Italians are well-known
to be a bunch of mafiosi, unable to do anything well, stupid beyond
the peak of imagination, aggressive, ignorant, brainless and so on as
hugely described in the biography already. I am just showing the few
faults the almighty USA own, nobody's perfect after all). | ||||||
Contacts: E-mail: Vaughn@evloud.com Official site: www.evloud.com Demo-/Disco-graphy: School of Hard Rocks (CD - 2002) It's Amerikid (CD - 2004) | ||||||